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Saturday, November 7, 2009
 WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU CANT TAKE SICK STUFF. AND BALLS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED HELLO Today I went out with Jasmin for her Birthday outing:DD So I took the train to Clementi... got out... met Jasmin.... realised that we needed to board the train i just alighted from to get to vivo... and missed it. Great. I blame Jasmin. Then we met Faith and went to look for Charmaine... we didn't know where to find her but Jasmin said look out for a small girl wearing blue... so we walked and walked and walked until we found Charmaine!! But she was wearing white and khaki. I BLAME YOU JASMIN. After meeting her, we went to Long John Silver to eat!!! Then we had this sick sick convo. Jasmin was eating her chicken sticks when she put to much chilli sauce. Then we said it was bleeding. Then we SAID that the chicken was her husband and Jasmin hated him and divorced him. So she went all 'I hate you chicken!' and bit it. way down low. So we went 'OMY You bit his..." Moving on... Jasmin accidently put her keychain IN the chilli sauce on her tissue. so I tried to take it. And ended with MORE chilli sauce on me o.O So while I wiped it, she was talking about how in her school in her class they made a *soup* Ingredients: -Coke -Sprite -Some other drinks -Remains of all their macdonalds stuff -The spit of the 41 classmates **Mix it all together ***Get a Jasmin to drink it Jasmin till now I wonder how you pulled it off. ok, then Charmaine got full and she couldn't finish her fries. So we suggested that she smuggled it into the cinema. Then we started talking on how we used to smuggle food into cinemas. I said that once me and Vio smuggled chicken popcorn into the cinema. Then Jasmin said how they reminded her of shrivelled mandarins. Then I said that they were actually eggs + Jasmin Green Tea = shrivelled eggs + Jasmin o_O OK... so Jasmin didn't want to eat her chicken stick cos it got chilli all over it... but we made her took one bite out of it. Jasmin: It tastes like ass! Faith: It means you have eaten ass before. Just what do you eat at home? Then me and Jasmin went into some hysterical-cherie laughter-fit. Until I got a stomach ache... JASMIN AND HER DIVORCED HUSBAND  We told her it looked like It looks kinda sick if you think wrong... ok. enough of that... MOVING ON to sicker stuff... we went to Ben and Jerry's for dessert. I bought this sprinkler coated ice cream cone...which made me high and spastic later on... but first...lets tell you what happened there... we saw that the chairs were actually udders. Which looked kinda sick. After our convo at Long Johns... sitting on udders... Jasmin orded chocolate icecream...which tasted gooooood....  MOOOOOOO Jasmin... This is MY Ice cream. Look at Jasmin looking enviously at the back....   Maybe It's frozen melamine... We noticed cow thingy there so we took Jasmin picking its nose... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa  A message from the future...2012... Then later Jasmin went to buy a shirt. XS was body hugging. M made her look like an oversized basketball player. LOL.  Faith was broke so she gave this to Jasmin for her birthday...udders Ok. So I went super high and went pointing at every single piece of cloth saying 'I like this!' "I want this!" And I started jumping up and down... Its a wonder why they didn't arrest me for being a public nuisance....  Ok. This is Jasmin's ice cream fantasy. So we then said bye to faith, and met up with Erna and Emily. :O Erna cut her hair :D SO we went to buy movie tickets. And found My Sister's Keeper was SOLD OUT!! The next show is at 7.30 DX So we debated and decided Coraline... Charmaine was going to watch it with her friends...so she decided to go home since she couldn't watch Sister's Keeper... I'M SO SORRY CHARMAINE T^T Then me and Jasmin's sugar level dropped to some all time low and we went in to mini toons to emo... I gave Jasmin a lot of stuff toys to hug... 'Upset ah? Nah. Hold this ________insert stuff toy here______" Like Ms Li. I did this about 15 times with 15 diff toys... :O said bye bye to Charmaine ;_; then went to Daiso cos I needed files. I ended up buying files and 2 bracelets OK IF YOU FOUND THE ABOVE CONVO SICK ENOUGH I BESEECH YOU DO NOT GO ON FURTHER. IT WILL ONLY POLLUTE YOU MIND...... BOOMZ so then we were walking across this wall where there was water coming out... then Jasmin said it was peeing... Then..... " It must be a she wall because water is coming out from holes but not tubes" EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwWWwwWWWWW Jasmin saw this... and thought sick.... *START OF BALL CONVO*  BALL: OFFICIAL STANDARD. SINCE 1891.  JASMIN HUGGING A BALL (with ERNA) The rooftop was full of balls exhibits. In my innocence, I was saying : "Oh my, its full of balls! XDXD" Until Jasmin had to cut in. Then, I realised what I have just said. I blame Jasmin.   Did those in the water ^^ Attempted jumpshots but failed horribly. So we went back to the cinema to buy the popcorn and DEEPA turned up :OO Turned out that she waited at the cinema for us when we were out emoing and shopping and camming ( A new term we made up cos camwhoring actually meant taking sexually suggestive photos of yourself). O>O So she had to sit separately from us. The show was at 4pm. And half the popcorn was gone even before the show started. Not even halfway thru, it was all gone. Coraline was interesting. But not exactly a must-watch, unlike 500 days of summer. 500 IS STILL SHOWING!!! YOU MUST ALL WATCH YOU HEAR ME!!! ok, so apparently, I was the only one in the cinema to freeze over and wear a jacket i think. Weeird... ;o so then I went home. I feel fat. looking at all the junk food i ate. And about to eat overseas. Disenchantment @ 9:31 PM
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If you want to know me. Stalk me If it's not real You can't hold it in your hand You can't feel it with your heart And I won't believe it But if it's true You can see it with your eyes Or even in the dark And that's where I want to be, yeah Disclaimer Sup. You know you love me If not, why are you here? STALKER I hate stalkers ESPECIALLY those that go by the name of Edward Cullen If I find him in my bedroom, I'm calling the cops Spammers will be reported Get that into your pedostalkerish head TEEHEE It's over October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 June 2010 July 2010 August 2010 September 2010 October 2010 November 2010 December 2010 LELONG LELONG Spread your wings, girl 2C2'10<-----(XD) 1C2'10<-----(:3) 1C2'09 (Story/Fic Blog) 2C2'09 Andrea Afrein Amanda Amanda(Story Blog) Azfa Candice Crystal Koh Emerald Emerald (Story/Poem/Fic Blog) Emily Emily (Story/Poem Blog) Emily Neo Erna Faith( Fawzie Hanna Haseena Hazirah Hexxer Huilin Jae Jasmin Jannah Jessie Kellie Mabel/Yan Hwa Maetini Melissa Mao Ning Nyra Rachel Sze Ling Qistina Violet Yan Yi Post-Its! Thailand CIP 010 Credits pls do not remove th credits! thx! Designer:yikthong Images:photobucket Others:XO |
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